Santa Claus vs. The Three Kings

Many people see the Three Kings as a more pure representation of the faith and season than Santa Claus. To many, Santa Claus is an absurdity.

Santa Claus

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Santa Claus vs. The Three Kings

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    Anonymous [882]

    Only eats once, the kings do it three times!

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    Cabeza tuna [1]

    Comes before than the others

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    Carlitos [1]

    Santa is way sexier than the 3 kings… red outfits, leather accessories… I’m sure he’s got a leather harness under the red coat… Plus… think about it… has ANYONE ever seen mrs Claus? She’s probably in bed resting off the 364 days Santa’s giving it to her… HOT!

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The Three Kings

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    mml [1]

    the blacky rulz

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    Nugger [4]

    The Kings could out-foursome Santa and his little posse of elves any day.

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