Santa Claus
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Santa Claus is awesome because it represents the innocence of little kids.
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File in work
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Santa is way sexier than the 3 kings… red outfits, leather accessories… I’m sure he’s got a leather harness under the red coat… Plus… think about it… has ANYONE ever seen mrs Claus? She’s probably in bed resting off the 364 days Santa’s giving it to her… HOT!
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Comes before than the others
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Only eats once, the kings do it three times!
SANTA PLEASE GO ON A DIET !!!!!!!!!!!!!