The best and worst Joke in the world

Tell us the best joke ever and the worst joke in the world. Something funny and something pathetic.

#4

The best Joke in the World is…

  1. Anonymous [1697] argued:

    SKAYNE

  2. FilipeAlvesFerreira [4] argued:

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  4. FilipeAlvesFerreira [4] argued:

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#3

The worst Joke in the World is…

  1. Anonymous [1697] argued:

    anything out of a “What a Joke!” book.

    Example (a random joke from a random page):
    ‘How do you start an insect race?

    One, two, flea-go!’

    it’s horrible

  2. Anonymous [1697] argued:

    because, thats why

  3. Gillian [1] argued:

    In The Best Joke in the world I found the worst:

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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